Ever get the feeling that this new "bad mom" trend is just the old helicopter uber-vigilant parents slumming it? Luring the real bad moms out to tag and identify them. I read articles and blogs with these "confessions" from real moms doing terrible things to their kids, like not buying organic, or washing the floor on only Tuesday instead of Tuesday and Thursday. I am craving some reality. I need to know that I am not the worst mom in the blogosphere.
My motto is, if you can't beat em, annihilate them. Here are my bad momma confessions.
I never buy organic! I am lucky if my en suite gets cleaned once a month! I cannot remember the exactly the last time my kids had a proper bath! Are you vomiting in your mouth yet? yeah? cool. I really don't think I'm alone, but I don't really give a shit if I am...
I never buy organic! I am lucky if my en suite gets cleaned once a month! I cannot remember the exactly the last time my kids had a proper bath! Are you vomiting in your mouth yet? yeah? cool. I really don't think I'm alone, but I don't really give a shit if I am...
Welcome to the slums! What's my tag number?
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